The Joke Page

The official thread where you can share you favorite jokes!

I'll go first:

A man named Jack wanted a beer, so he went to a pub on the top floor of a 50 story building.
He walked in and something just caught his eye.
Another man in the pub went over to the window and jumped out.
Jack was in shock.
He quickly raced to the window only to see the man get up and walk back into the building unharmed.
A few minutes later the man returned to the pub.
Jack said "Woah! How did you do that?"
The man said "What you have to do, is scull 3 beers as quickly as you can, and then jump, when you jump, you have to straighten your body and glide the best that you possibly can."
Jack said "Ok, I'll give it a go!"
He followed the instructions carefully and then jumped out the window. Only to land with a splat and fall to his death.
The bartender went over to the man and said "Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk!"

Lol. the next thing a staff does to this topic will be the funniest laugh ever.

Just thought we could use a joke topic.